The Truth About Chuck Norris 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human
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Chuck Norris once struck lightning.
Chuck Norris's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cleans the wax out of his ears with a shotgun.
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Chuck Norris never hides , he only seeks.
Chuch Norris is so smart,Stephen Hawking stood up to bow down to him.
Ever see the Grand Canyon? Chuck Norris had nothing to do with it,he just went there once on a family vacation.
Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.
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Chuck Norris's heart beats once every week.
Every cell in Chuck Norris's body has its own beard.
When Chuck Norris farts,it smells like freshly baked cinnamon rolls.
Chuck Norris has three birthdays a year.
Chuck Norris is the adventure.
Chuck Norris's genes aren't a double helix.They're barbed wire.
Chuck Norris puts the Fist in PACIFIST.
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Chuck Norris's beard has a representative in Congress.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a bear,an alligator,anda mountain lion all at once.He won by tying them together with an anaconda.
Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Medusa.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard.There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris went as Chuck Norris for Halloween.He got twice as much candy as anybody else.
Upon arriving on the moon,Neil Armstrong caught a 382,500-kilometer touchdown pass from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Everything Chuck Norris touches does not turn to gold;instead,it grows a beard.
When Chuck Norris breaks wind,it stays broken.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.He waits.
Death once had a near -Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris's beard conquered Poland three times.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack;his heart lost.
